I have kids. Because I have kids, words come out of my mouth (sometimes at a volume that could cause a landslide) that I never thought I'd say or perplex me to where they even came from. Here are the most commonly said words or phrases:
Your socks are perfect. I cannot line the seam up any better along your toes.
Your hands are not hurting you, that's just ketchup.
I don't know where you're black friend is! (Or) your black friend is under the couch.
I can't centre your straw in the middle of the lid.
Pull up your pants!
Get your hands out of your pants!
I did not drop a bomb. (Or) yea, I did drop a bomb.
Please wear a shirt with a collar/tshirt with tag/non-fleece pants, it doesn't hurt!!
What's in your mouth???
I can't make poo come out! Push!
I can't turn off the sun.
Personal space!!!!!!
No one has ever seen a dinosaur. No you haven't. No you haven't! NO YOU HAVEN'T!
Daddy's car in not a jalopy.
Eleventeen isn't a number.
You don't cry over LEGO/play doh
The insides of radishes are not green. No, they're not. NO they're NOT
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